Things I Do:

• Read practically all your text posts, even the ones you put behind a cut.
• Wake up on occasion ready to punch the ceiling fan ‘cus obviously it’s been giving me the stinkeye while I sleep.
• Sometimes eat packets of instant oatmeal cold, with milk, not because I’m lazy but because I’m that weird .

Things I Do Not Do:

• Wear sandals. (Even though I’ve got sexy feet)
• Ask Anonymous questions. (I’ve tried but always chicken out)