
Contrary to rumor, my beard and chest hair don’t actually meet up. There’s still a 1" strip of neck I have to keep tidy. I always end up dispensing far too much shaving cream for the job.

Contrary to rumor, my beard and chest hair don’t actually meet up. There’s still a 1" strip of neck I have to keep tidy. I always end up dispensing far too much shaving cream for the job.

That summer moment when it’s 95 degrees and you’re red and sweaty but it hardly matters because you’re on a boat and you realize your beard is literally being blown by the breeze.

Muskoka Brewery’s Double Chocolate Cranberry Stout. “Winter Beard”
It’s like they formulated it with me in mind.

For creepy anon who wanted to know what my beard looks like and couldn’t be bothered to check back to… almost any post I’ve ever posted?


Self portrait with partial face.

gpoy.

“You’ve got some grey hairs in your beard…”, she says. ZOUNDS! Is it time to break out the Just For Men beard dye? Will I be Billy Mays…?

Inspired by Hannah’s comment. My beard won’t be out of control until I “have to cart it round in its own wheelbarrow!" So I’ve got that to look forward to.
Apparently my beard is now “OUTTA CONTROL!”. It is bushier than it’s ever been before, but I think it behaves itself okay.